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Better Than Half Price Cheap Christmas Cards

Here is a selection of our reduced Christmas UK greetings cards updated for 2024 in our Xmas sale, and they are all half price or better - so that's great quality, cheap Christmas cards!

To view our Better than Half Price Sale for Everyday cards Click HERE.

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A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Available from 22nd October
Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 272)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge
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Available from 22nd October
Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card
£1.00 £2.95
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a smiling young woman holding Christmas presents
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Available from 22nd October
Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 197)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 22nd October
Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 01)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents
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Available from 22nd October
Thanks I hate it Card
£1.00 £2.95
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree
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Available from 22nd October
Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 276)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Father Christmas pointing to camera
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Available from 22nd October
Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 298)
A rude Christmas Card with a picture of a jolly Father Christmas
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Available from 22nd October
Another shitty year Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 306)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson surrounded by snowflakes
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 11)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 22nd October
Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 04)
A Christmas card with a red background. White text reads I'll be walking in a winter wankerland
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Available from 22nd October
Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 12)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of two snowmen models walking against a backdrop of snow and candy canes
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Available from 22nd October
Insufferable festive excitement Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 316)
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Available from 22nd October
Festive AF Card
£0.50 £2.95
A red text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border
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Available from 22nd October
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Card
£1.00 £2.95
A text based Christmas card with a green background and snow
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Available from 22nd October
Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 05)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing
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Available from 22nd October
Carol singers Card
£1.00 £2.95
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
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Available from 22nd October
98% Cheese Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DBX 07)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 22nd October
I Bought This Card In The January Sales Card
£1.00 £2.95
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Santa looking shocked reading a christmas list
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Available from 22nd October
Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 09)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background
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Available from 22nd October
Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 14)
A blue Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a festive floral scene featuring baubels, pine leaves and poinsettias
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Available from 22nd October
Merry Christmas arsehole Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 320)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and snow
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Available from 22nd October
Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 11)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of two model snowmen and candy canes
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Merry Fucking Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 235)
A text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 01)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
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Available from 22nd October
Lost money on crypto Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)
A Christmas card with a cute picture of a model elf sitting on a sleigh within a snowy scene
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Available from 22nd October
Another Fucking Offensive Card
£1.00 £2.95
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of Father Christmas and two smiling young children
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 248)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a group of young carol singers
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 234)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Santa Claus at his desk
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Happy new normal Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)
A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Can't Even Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)

Grab your 50% off UK Christmas Cards

So grab yourself a cheap Christmas card or cards - we won't object - and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

If you fancy some everyday bargains You may want to look at our Half Price Everyday Cards and Gifts selection and we have a great range of Secret Santa gifts for under £5 and £10, too.