PLEASE NOTE: Orders now placed, including First Class and Tracked 24 will be shipped Tuesday 9th September

Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half-price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Top of the List Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 178)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)

A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake

I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 379)

A bold pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday

Have A Totes Amazeballs Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 02)

A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background

Fuck You Cat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)

A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster

Can It Be The 1980's Again Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)

A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around

You Don't Need To Remind Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)

A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless

Clueless Boris Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor

Totes Masc Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)

Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 01)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 420)

Let's get this party started Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMZ 104)

A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados

You Enjoy Your Avocado Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)

Office Slut Fridge Magnet

A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge

Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 265)

Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 119)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!

Look Who's All Grown Up! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 77)

A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.

World Fuckwit Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 08)

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow

Eat Drink And Be Merry Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 01)

A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons

Birthday On Fleek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday geek

Happy Birthday Geek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 72)

I'm Not Insulting You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)

A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 12)

A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.

I'd Bake You A Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 06)

You Would Not Believe Wallet

A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you

This is a phone Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 494)

A birthday card with a 1980s style colour photograph of a smiling young lady

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)

Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet

A blue birthday card with repeated text saying I really couldn't give a fuck it's your birthday of various different sizes

How many can you see Card

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 14)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame. Blue, yellow and white text in front reads Hip hip replacement Happy Birthday Dad

Hip Hip Replacement Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 393 DAD)

Mums Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)

A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font

Think Happy Thoughts Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 09)

A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)

A gay greeting card with a man with glasses pointing to camera

You Are Very Very Gay Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 290)

A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends

Happy Birthday Bae Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 272)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph

You're A Twat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 352)

Wanna Bang? Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 183)

Blow harder! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 202)

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

A birthday card with a retro photo of an exasperated woman

I know it's your birthday Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 449)

A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font

Happy Whatever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 01)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday

Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white 3D, doodling style font

Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)

You Sir Are a Knob Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)

A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up

Boris Johnson Level Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a female call centre operator looking direct to the camera

Your birthday is important to us Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 504)

A very light pink birthday card with a retro style drawing of a young man in a white vest top and shorts

You Shit Rainbows Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 57)

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a cheerleader dressed all in white jumping excitedly into the air

OMG! I'm So excited Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 465)

A gay birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man looking to camera

Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 28)

A greeting card with a picture of a 1960s woman blowing a streamer surrounded by balloons

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 411)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 78)

Fuck Trains (and Buses) Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 33)

A bold pink Valentine’s Day card with the words I’ll fancy you even more if you bring me wine

I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Valentines Card

A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

Put Your Feet Up Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 52)

You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)

A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson standing at a conference lectern which reads live laugh love

Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 461)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)

Union Jack Blue Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 05)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 241)

A dark blue birthday card featuring rounded white, blue and yellow text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card

I've lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 99)

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

A Fathers Day card with text reading Dads you're fucking fantastic

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 81)

A red text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 12)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing

Carol singers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 314)

Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMR 02)

Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 105)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

Save Water Drink Wine Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 19)

Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 12)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (Break 02)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard

You're a Massive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 317)

Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy

No hugging Please Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

A Fathers Day card about farting a lot

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 69)

Booty Call Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 123)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 205)

A birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Happy Birthday and surrounded by loads of colourful doodle patterns

Happy doodles Card

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

We Go Together Like My Penis and Your Vagina Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 87)

Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 107)

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

I'm such a dick Card for Mum

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 32)

You're doing great Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 68)

You're a Massive Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 150)

A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare

Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know

Mum, You're The Best Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 20)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad

You're An Amazeballs Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family

Piss Of Kids Card

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)

A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up

Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

Look Who's 21 Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 49)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 53)

Inspirational Quote Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 69)

Sexiest Hubby Ever Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 102)

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

Wanna Netflix and Chill Card

£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)

Wanna Netflix and Chill? Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 86)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)

Huge Stiffy Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 52)

Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 79)

Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

We Can't Celebrate Your Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 21)

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 28)

A light and darker pink striped greeting card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling woman pointing towards a box that says Multitasking formula

Wonder Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 19)

A text based Fathers Day card about the best mum

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 33)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt

Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 92)

A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 32)

OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head

Happy Birthday Like This Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 425)

A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk

You're Not TikTok Famous Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 431)

A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

You Should The Length Of My Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 30)

A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

You Give Me The Feels Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 121)

Happy New Normal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 31)

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

A Fathers Day card about dad dancing

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

All I Want Is A New President Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Mum you made me fabulous Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 54)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 12)

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

A light blue card with the words Mum thanks for being excited about lots of new places to drink when I came out

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)

You'll Do Valentines Card

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)

A light blue Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and yellow text in the middle that reads Mum I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card

Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

I've Decided Never To Move Out Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 37)

Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 16)

A dark purple birthday card with the words Happy birthday but first let me take a selfie

Happy Birthday, But First Let Me Take A Selfie Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 83)

Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 196)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden

Dad, You've Got This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)

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