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Get Your Shit Together Badge
£2.00 (DMD 127)
Lushes with hot flushes Card
£2.95 (DMA 616)
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMX 329)
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Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 Regular price £2.95 (DAD 25)
Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 22)
Shit Just Got Real Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 101)
Scrub up well for an old bugger Card
£2.95 (DMA 618)
Raising kids Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 62)
Send Nudes Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 118)
Curse of the doomscroller Card
£2.95 (PUL 23)
It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 119)
Happy whatever Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 134)
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 41)
Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 128)
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I'm Completely Amazing Dad Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95 (DAD 37)
Can we just screw rude Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 129)
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.95 (DMV 146)
Tofu eating wokerati Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 135)
100% Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 59)
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 126)
Mahoosive twatwaffle May Card
£2.95 (RAN 59)
Happy LGBTQI+ Card
£2.95 (RAN 06)
He him pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 138)
Smelt that fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 201)
Dad you're the boss Card
£2.95 (DMA 543)
I'll Have A Mocha Choca Latte Soya Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 74)
Merry Christmas to another amazing human Card
£2.95 (DMX 375)
Stupid twats March Card
£2.95 (RAN 57)
Oh shit my back Card
£2.95 (DMU 265)
I Love London Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 24)
Complete Tosser Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 81)
A Big Thank You (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 12)
Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 126)
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 (DMD 205)
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Less Of A Let Down Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95 (DAD 42)
Chin Up Dear Badge
£2.00 (DMD 247)
Fabulous Gayness Card
£2.95 (RAN 04)
OMG! WTF! LOl! Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 22)
Mums Kick Ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 200)
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.95 (DAD 35)
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge
£2.00 (DMD 187)
Have A Totes Amezeballs Day Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 65)
We'll miss you lots (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 25)
Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 67)
Goonies names Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 109)
Failing at life Card
£2.95 (DMA 538)
Older not wiser Card
£2.95 (PUL 13)
Shakespeare Quote Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 62)
Shut Up And Deal With It Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 61)
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Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95 (DMX 305)
Hello Yes You The Old One! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 28)
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Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card
£0.75 Regular price £2.95 (DMV 79)
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Farty Bottom Valentines Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95 (DMV 106)
Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge
£2.00 (DMD 186)
Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge
£2.00 (DMD 180)
Mid life crisis Card
£2.95 (PUL 15)
Another year older Card
£2.95 (PUL 17)
Man Slag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 139)
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 124)
Hello You! Badge
£2.00 (DMD 251)
Yasss Queen Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 90)
What fresh hell is this Badge
£2.00 (DMD 394)
My Life Is One Big #Epic #Fail Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 28)
Go Fuck Yourself In Pink Badge
£2.00 (DMD 284)
What The Actual Fuck Badge
£2.00 (DMD 209)
Moody Emo Twat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 208)
She her pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 139)
Massive dickheads January Card
£2.95 (RAN 55)
Clowns Scare Me Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 91)
Fuck this that you off Badge
£2.00 (DMD 329)
They them pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 137)
Here's to another day Badge
£2.00 (DMD 369)
You Sir Are A Knob Badge
£2.00 (DMD 196)
Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 13)
So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 19)
Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 50)
Shit Happens Badge
£2.00 (DMD 282)
That's Right I'm Pissed Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 52)
Robot Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 53)
Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 56)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 27)
I Can't See Badge
£2.00 (DMD 273)
We Are Splitting The Bill Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 95)
I Need A Poo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 204)
I'm So Rich I Shit Diamonds Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 30)
I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge
£2.00 (DMD 175)
Tries To Act Butch Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 20)
My Frequent Flyer Status Is Better Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 38)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 120)
Bitch I'm Fabulous Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 07)
I Hate My Boss Badge
£2.00 (DMD 283)
Flash Your Gusset It's Your Birthday Badge
£2.00 (DMD 185)
Meanwhile In Japan Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 76)
Sounds gay I'm in Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 136)
Dads Kick Ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 201)
Yasss Queen Badge
£2.00 (DMD 231)
Do Epic Shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 285)
Fuck Work Badge
£2.00 (DMD 23)
Kiss My Furry Muff Badge
£2.00 (DMD 176)
Muscle Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 193)
I'm here I'm queer Badge
£2.00 (DMD 373)
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Jesus presents Card
£2.95
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Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.95
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph riding into Bethlehem of a donkey
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.95
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Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
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Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
A black greeting card featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa.  She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor
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The moaning Lisa Card
£2.95
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Exhausted after the washing up Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face.  She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin
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Up to my tits in gin Card
£2.95
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Today Is All About You (Large Card)
£4.00
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Hope Your Birthday isn't Shit Card
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Keep Calm And Send A Postcard
£1.15
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You beat a Jet2 holiday Card
£2.95
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Just Off Down The Pub Cards
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Only My Dog Understands Me Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
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A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
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I love you Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker
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Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card
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You Old Cunt Card
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Love you almost as much as the dog funny Valentines card
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Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
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Jagerbombs Card
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I Could Sit And Stare At My Phone Valentines Card
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There it goes again Card
£2.95
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Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card
£2.95
A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens.  Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday
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Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
A Plain red Christmas card with a black, green and red text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm far too much of a Scrooge to give a fuck about Christmas but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
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Too much a Scrooge Card
£2.95
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Pretty Fucking Gay Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
A funny red birthday card with bold red ands black text in white boxes that reads Happy birthday to a fully paid up member of the Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati club!
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Tofu eating wokerati Card
£3.50
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Old Slapper Card
£2.95
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Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
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Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.95
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Age is Just a Number Card
£2.95
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I hate exercising Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
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We'll Miss You (Large Card)
£4.00
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My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card
£2.95
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Sit On My Face Valentines Card
£2.95
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Hot flushes and high heels Card
£2.95
A funny Christmas card featuring a classic painted scene of Jesus surrounded by a group of disciples
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Jesus Christmas picky bits Card
£2.95
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Dad You Deserve the recognition Card
£2.95
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Satisfying shit Card
£2.95
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'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card
£1.00 Regular price £2.95
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Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.95
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When Life Hands You Lemons Postcard
£1.15
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Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad
£2.95
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I'm Fucking Fabulous. End Of Postcard
£1.15
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You're Weird Postcard
£1.15
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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Badge
£2.00
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I Love Muff Diving Badge
£2.00
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Does My Bum Look Big In This Postcard
£1.15
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