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Being a Useless Tosser Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

Some mates we love, but there's no denying they might be useless tosser. If you want a funny birthday card for them this might be just be the one. Good job you shopped at Dean Morris Cards.

A greeting card with a retro styled businessman looking down his glasses. Text aside him reads Being a useless tosser is all part of your charm.

SKU: DMA 378

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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