An Apple A Day Card

Sure an apple is healthy; it keeps the doctor away of course but is it really as nice as a lovely refreshing glass of gin and tonic? Actually come to think of it, what about all that fruit sugar. Sugar is bad, I'd have the gin instead. You can always garnish it with a slice of apple i guess.

A dazzling white card with the words ‘An apple a day is not as much fun as a gin a day’ in capitalised, chunky black font. The word ‘Apple’ is capitalised and in alternating shades of green font.