Funny & Rude Secret Santa Gifts Under £5 & £10 Gift Ideas

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Office Slut Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 39)

A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho

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Ho fucking ho Badge

£2.00 (DMD 312)

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Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 42)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Pink and blue and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

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Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen

£3.50 (PEN 12)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!

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Off you fuck Pen

£3.50 (PEN 62)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum

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Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen

£3.50 (PEN 16)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny

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Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen

£3.50 (PEN 61)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady

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Crazy Cat Lady Pen

£3.50 (PEN 04)

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

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Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 02)

A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

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I Need A Poo! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 14)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

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I Work With Idiots Pen

£3.50 (PEN 28)

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I Love Cock Mug

£8.75 (DMM 05)

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Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

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You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

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Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

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Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

£3.25

A mug with a retro style photo of a man pointing to a computer with a speech bubble saying ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ and a woman saying ‘Have you tried shoving it up your arse?’

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Mug

£8.75 (DMM 14)

A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted

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Hands up who farted Pen

£3.50 (PEN 60)

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Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

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How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 (DMM 25)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

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Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

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I hate people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 58)

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Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

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Fuck Work Badge

£2.00 (DMD 23)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

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Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

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Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up

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Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

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I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

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OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

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I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug

£8.75 (DMM 02)

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It Must Be True Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 79)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

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Office Bitch Pen

£3.50 (PEN 63)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

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Office Wanker Pen

£3.50 (PEN 10)

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I Need A Poo Mug

£8.75 (DMM 27)

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Let's Drink Jagerbombs Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 80)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

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Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen

£3.50 (PEN 56)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

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I Hate My Boss Pen

£3.50 (PEN 46)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

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I Foresee Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 197)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman holding up a glass of alcohol

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I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 146)

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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 12)

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I Have A Degree In Retail Therapy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 68)

A white badge detailing a graph heading downwards above bold black and white text that reads Bankers are wankers

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Bankers And Wankers Badge

£2.00 (DMD 62)

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I Love My Pussy Mug

£8.75 (DMM 21)

A rainbow patterned coaster with big curvy white text that reads Who invited you?

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Who invited you Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 248)

A white coaster with plain black capitalised text which reads I work with idiots

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I work with idiots Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 246)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text reads Penny McPenface

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Penny Mcpenface Pen

£3.50 (PEN 94)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

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I Love Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 138)

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100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 167)

A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

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I Love Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 139)

A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

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I Love Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 137)

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I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug

£8.75 (DMM 30)

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You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Mug

£8.75

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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 59)

Secret Santa Work Ideas

While you obviously have to use your own judgement as to whether some of the ruder Secret Santa ideas are suitable for your office use, we have a great range of items that are suitable for work, like coffee mugs, pens and coasters, both funny and rude. Other items like keyrings and also make some awesome secret Santa alternatives. Remember, we’ve picked some of our gift ideas from around the site, but you can also browse the categories for an even wider range many under £3, £5 and £10 ranges. They make a great fun addition to your secret Santa wish list ideas and will help spice up your selection with some great novelty and joke items to make people laugh.

Almost all our items are well under ten Pounds – with our mugs being fantastic value for money. Moving through the ‘under five Pounds’ range, use our pens, coasters, fridge magnets and badges for those little extra touches.

While you’re here, you can pick up some great deals on funny and rude cards, with multipacks too – and you can even match your card to the gift for many of the items, as the best of the gifts often came from popular cards we do!