{"product_id":"you-dont-look-a-day-over-knackered-card-4296","title":"You don't look a day over knackered Card","description":"Age is just a number. Exhaustion, on the other hand, is impossible to hide. This birthday card skips the usual flattery and goes straight for the truth, delivering a compliment that feels suspiciously accurate.\n\nPerfect for anyone who's ageing brilliantly while running almost entirely on caffeine and determination.\n\n\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\nA funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman in a classic black cocktail dress with long black gloves and sparkling jewellery. She poses confidently against a vibrant pink background while holding a clutch bag. Large white text above her reads “You don’t look a day over absolutely knackered”.\n\n","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57315596239221,"sku":"DPP 06","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/6236\/7723\/files\/DPP-06.jpg?v=1782378629","url":"https:\/\/deanmorriscards.co.uk\/products\/you-dont-look-a-day-over-knackered-card-4296","provider":"Dean Morris Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}