{"product_id":"waited-all-day-for-that-fart-card-4289","title":"Waited all day for that fart Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\n\nSome stories build slowly… and then release all at once. This birthday card leans fully into the ridiculous, delivering a dramatic setup with an unapologetically crude punchline.\n\nPerfect for someone who appreciates humour with absolutely no filter and zero restraint.\n\n\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\nA funny greeting card in a retro trashy paperback-style illustration, featuring a glamorous blonde woman with styled hair, wearing statement earrings and bold makeup. She is posed dramatically against a textured warm-toned background in a vintage book cover style. Bold text reads “She’d waited all day for that fart” with additional caption “She held it in all day then finally let go!”.\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57099786977653,"sku":"PUL 24","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/6236\/7723\/files\/PUL-24.jpg?v=1777028988","url":"https:\/\/deanmorriscards.co.uk\/products\/waited-all-day-for-that-fart-card-4289","provider":"Dean Morris Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}