{"product_id":"my-cat-thinks-youre-a-cunt-card-4298","title":"My cat thinks you're a cunt Card","description":"People say cats are famously excellent judges of character. They’re observant, uncompromising, and rarely wrong. This card lets a furry third party deliver the verdict, leaving you completely innocent in the matter.\n\nPerfect for cat lovers, mischief-makers, and anyone who appreciates an insult with a touch of elegance.\n\n\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\nA funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman reclining on an elegant chaise longue while holding a martini garnished with olives. She wears a sparkling evening gown and jewellery, and cradles a fluffy white cat with a jeweled collar. The pair pose against a rich red background. Large white text beside them reads “My cat thinks you’re a cunt”.\n\n","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57315597386101,"sku":"DPP 08","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/6236\/7723\/files\/DPP-08.jpg?v=1782378660","url":"https:\/\/deanmorriscards.co.uk\/products\/my-cat-thinks-youre-a-cunt-card-4298","provider":"Dean Morris Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}