{"product_id":"i-love-quiet-birthdays-card-4294","title":"I love quiet birthdays Card","description":"Forget the big parties, complicated plans, and endless social obligations. This birthday card celebrates the dream scenario: a peaceful day, a decent drink, and as little interaction with annoying people as possible.\n\nPerfect for anyone who believes birthdays should be relaxing, civilised, and carefully managed.\n\n\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\nA funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman wearing an elegant black dress, pearl jewellery, and a white fur stole. She holds a martini glass garnished with olives and smiles knowingly at the viewer. The background is a rich pink gradient. Large white text beside her reads “I love a quiet birthday low stress minimal cunts”.\n\n","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57315595288949,"sku":"DPP 04","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/6236\/7723\/files\/DPP-04.jpg?v=1782378600","url":"https:\/\/deanmorriscards.co.uk\/products\/i-love-quiet-birthdays-card-4294","provider":"Dean Morris Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}