{"product_id":"i-love-a-quiet-christmas-card-4299","title":"I love a quiet Card","description":"Christmas is supposed to be a season of peace, goodwill, and spending time with loved ones. This card focuses mainly on the peace part, with a sensible plan for keeping festive chaos to an absolute minimum.\n\nPerfect for anyone whose ideal Christmas involves a strong martini, a comfy chair, and a carefully curated guest list.\n\n\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\nA funny Christmas greeting card featuring a glamorous woman wearing an elegant black evening dress, pearl jewellery, and a white fur stole decorated with a festive holly brooch. She holds a martini garnished with olives and smiles knowingly at the viewer. A softly blurred Christmas tree glows in the background against a rich pink festive setting. Large white text beside her reads “I love a quiet Christmas low stress minimal cunts”.\n\n","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57315597844853,"sku":"DPP 09","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/6236\/7723\/files\/DPP-09.jpg?v=1782378676","url":"https:\/\/deanmorriscards.co.uk\/products\/i-love-a-quiet-christmas-card-4299","provider":"Dean Morris Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}