{"product_id":"curse-of-the-doomscroller-card-4288","title":"Curse of the doomscroller Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\n\nJust one more scroll… that’s how it always starts. This birthday card taps into a very modern horror, where time disappears and there’s no clear way out.\n\nPerfect for anyone who’s ever fallen down the rabbit hole and wondered where the last hour went.\n\n\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\nA funny greeting card in a retro pulp horror novel-style illustration, featuring a distressed man staring wide-eyed at his smartphone in a dark city street setting. The scene has a dramatic, vintage book cover aesthetic. Bold text reads “The curse of the DoomScroller” with additional captions including “Every swipe took him deeper” and “into a feed that never ends”.\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57099786387829,"sku":"PUL 23","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/6236\/7723\/files\/PUL-23.jpg?v=1777028962","url":"https:\/\/deanmorriscards.co.uk\/products\/curse-of-the-doomscroller-card-4288","provider":"Dean Morris Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}