Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half-price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Top of the List Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 178)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)

A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background

Fuck You Cat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)

A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster

Can It Be The 1980's Again Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)

A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around

You Don't Need To Remind Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor

Totes Masc Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)

A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless

Clueless Boris Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)

Let's get this party started Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 420)

Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 01)

A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados

You Enjoy Your Avocado Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 48)

Office Slut Fridge Magnet

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!

Look Who's All Grown Up! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 77)

A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.

World Fuckwit Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 08)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons

Birthday On Fleek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)

A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

I'm Not Insulting You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)

A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 12)

A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.

I'd Bake You A Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 06)

A birthday card with a 1980s style colour photograph of a smiling young lady

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you

This is a phone Card

Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 14)

A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)

Mums Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)

A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font

Think Happy Thoughts Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 09)

Blow harder! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 202)

A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends

Happy Birthday Bae Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 272)

A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font

Happy Whatever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 01)

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

Wanna Bang? Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 183)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph

You're A Twat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 352)

You Sir Are a Knob Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)

A gay birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man looking to camera

Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 28)

A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up

Boris Johnson Level Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

Fuck Trains (and Buses) Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 33)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

A greeting card with a picture of a 1960s woman blowing a streamer surrounded by balloons

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 411)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 78)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 52)

A bold pink Valentine’s Day card with the words I’ll fancy you even more if you bring me wine

I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Valentines card

A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

Union Jack Blue Wallet

You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)

A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson standing at a conference lectern which reads live laugh love

Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 461)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMR 02)

A dark blue birthday card featuring rounded white, blue and yellow text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card

I've lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 99)

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard

You're a Massive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 317)

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 241)

You're doing great Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 68)

I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 81)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (Break 02)

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

A Fathers Day card about farting a lot

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)

Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 12)

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy

No hugging Please Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor

Dads Kick Ass Card

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 32)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)

You're a Massive Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 150)

Inspirational Quote Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 69)

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Card

I'm such a dick Card for Mum

Sexiest Hubby Ever Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 102)

A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up

Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know

Mum, You're The Best Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 20)

A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad

You're An Amazeballs Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

Wanna Netflix and Chill Card

£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)

You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt

Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 92)

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 28)

A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

A text based Fathers Day card about the best mum

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk

You're Not TikTok Famous Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 431)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 33)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head

Happy Birthday Like This Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 425)

A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

You Should The Length Of My Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 30)

A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

A Fathers Day card about dad dancing

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 16)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 12)

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

A light blue card with the words Mum thanks for being excited about lots of new places to drink when I came out

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)

You'll Do Valentines Card

A light blue Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and yellow text in the middle that reads Mum I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card

Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 196)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden

Dad, You've Got This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)

Christmas Half Price Sale

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.